thank fucking god my mom’s an accountant
There are two kinds of people that watched "Suicide room": those who understand and those who laugh.
just read paul’s case for lit and… what the fuck did I just read. and did that not feel a shitton like suicide room. holy fuck
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast