"So my hair drier crapped out yesterday. It did this thing where it only blows from one angle, and if you change the angle it doesn’t blow anymore, kinda like a bad girlfriend."
— The friend. Who swears she’s not sexist.

thank fucking god my mom’s an accountant

aseaofquotes:

Willa Cather, “Paul’s Case”
Submitted by luckynumberrthirteen.

aseaofquotes:

Willa Cather, “Paul’s Case”

Submitted by luckynumberrthirteen.

a-thelittledevil:

There are two kinds of people that watched "Suicide room": those who understand and those who laugh. 


i’m obsessed with this movie, really obsessed. I love it. 

i’m obsessed with this movie, really obsessed. I love it. 

(Source: such-a-normal-girl)

just read paul’s case for lit and… what the fuck did I just read. and did that not feel a shitton like suicide room. holy fuck

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via thatgaynerdtyler)

averagewhitegirl:

dashondubstep:

Illuminati. Watch out everyone

This shit got me scared.

(Source: thadoxtor, via thatgaynerdtyler)

visceralsenseofsnarky:

jawn-lennon:

when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are

image

THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE

(Source: renton-thurston-remade, via thatgaynerdtyler)

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

(Source: picapixels, via thatgaynerdtyler)

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